I want it to be 2004 again and come home from 1st grade and grab a chocolate chip granola bar and watch lizzie mccguire and thats so raven and not hate myself
Who the fuck was in first grade in 2004
a few days ago my dad was talking about my hieght and weight and how ive gotten so big so he told me wrestle him to see if im stronger then him i said ” nah dad im too tired” and walked like two steps away turned around and tried to take him by surprise. my dad pushed my into a wall mid jump then leaned over me and said in a very strong indian accent “this my house”
Reblogging this to remind myself to draw more Astronaut Bill.
Viserys Targaryen does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
I’m here to kick ass and make nice small talk and I’m all out of ass
Lovely weather we’re having
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see
From Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler & Maira Kalman
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.